wearywithoutsleep:

swarnpert:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

Umm a team ed sheeran

(via annoyedwiththeuniverse)

chocolate-and-snowflakes:

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe
sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

swayzepatrick:

Basically I’m singing along to Taylor Swift and crying

sicklysatisfied:

Untitled on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/127941190/via/lina_lavrentieva

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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