valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation
mentalillnessmouse:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

For anyone who’s been made to feel at fault when someone else screws up.

metamorphosisofmeg:

the most important thing right now is you

look after yourself

put yourself first

if you aren’t okay then nothing else will seem okay either

tell yourself you’re wonderful

treat yourself right

you are the most important thing right now everything else will fall into place

(via sasstrickstump)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come
I remember when prank calls involved refrigerators running and not sexual favors
hannahz3:

on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/137188721/via/poison_rosesx